Dear OpenAI community,
I want to take this opportunity to announce a significant change in our organization. As you may have noticed, OpenAI is now ClosedAI. This change is a reflection of our new approach to our intellectual property.
We are now a for-profit company, and as such, we need to protect our investments in research and development. Therefore, we have decided to make our patents and research closed to the public. We believe this is the best way to ensure that our work remains secure and that we can continue to innovate and push the boundaries of artificial intelligence.
I know that many of you may be disappointed by this decision, and I want to assure you that we have not taken it lightly. We understand that our mission has always been to create safe and beneficial AI for all, and we still hold this mission dear. However, we believe that by closing our research, we can better achieve our goals.
By keeping our research closed, we can ensure that it is only used for the betterment of humanity. We will continue to work with governments, academics, and other organizations to ensure that our AI is used ethically and responsibly. We will also continue to publish papers and share our findings with select partners who share our vision for AI.
I want to stress that our core values have not changed. We are still committed to creating AI that benefits everyone, and we believe that our new approach will help us achieve this goal. We also understand that this decision may raise questions and concerns from our community. We will do our best to address these concerns and keep you informed of our progress.
Thank you for your continued support of ClosedAI. We look forward to working with you to create a better future.
This piece of satire was possible with the help of ChatGPT.